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A disturbing trend that started around the time JLo, and Charlie’s Angels movies came out with the light silver tinted sunglasses has grown into dickwads with full blown blueblockers, locs, or any another style of sunglasses. Dude, get over it; its fricken 2am and dark as hell in the club, no one thinks you look cool with fricken sunglasses on.
Soulja Boy isnt shit. He can’t rhyme to save his life, and this one hit wonder is about 5 hours past his 15min of fame. Crank Dat is nothing more then disposiable pop music, I won’t even give it the respect of calling it Hip Hop.
What are you left with when you remove all of the fakeness that some women pile on into fooling you that she is more attractive then she really is? Fake hair, fake hair color, fake eyes color, fake eye lashes, fake jewelry, fake coach purse, fake perfume, fake jimmy chu’s, fake tan, fake ass painted on eye browse cause they shaved their shit off and now have a permanent ronald mcdonald arched eye browse that couldn’t change their expression from surprised to sad if you killed her dog. I’m not woman hater, I love women, but fake woman deserve a fake man. If you wake up next to someone and you don’t recognize them from the night before, something is wrong with that chick. Run my man, run. Instead of wasting your time on someone superficial invest in someone who exudes self confidence without being conceded. If you one day wake up and find your fake girls love for you was fake (she is now with the guy with the fake rolex), then you did it too your self and you should have seen it coming.
Some think that living life to its fullest and doing anything and everything that they desire will one day be long lost and forgotten, and wont have consequences in the end. One day when you met the girl of your dreams, I mean everything, smart, pretty, educated, no STDs, no kids, great career and you fall head over heal with her; it’s then when the life you lead will catch up to you. She might not be interested in being with someone who has kids, from more then just one flee market hoe you picked up on. She might not want to be with someone who works in the mall, who’s paycheck couldn’t pay her cell phone bill. You got an STD, forget about, why would someone so good mess up there life and be with an ass clown like you who slept with anyone and everyone just to get your rocks off and now you have to confess to Perfect 10 that you are carrying the disease of some random hoe from a rave in New York when you were 20. Or what if you hooked up with and burned someone she knew and now your rep is killing it for you. Take responsibility for your life and grow up, your actions every day will effect your life down the road. The longer you hold off being a true adult the farther behind you’ll fall in life.