To boldly go where no man has gone before
By now you know all of the tried and conquered paths for woman hunting. It’s time we discussed the hidden pastures of unsuspecting woman the world over. We’ve all seen the movie Wedding Crashers, keep in mind, I’m not encouraging you to crash weddings but if you get the invite to go to one, by all means go. Lots of single or pretending to be single women will be there, everyone is in a good mood, free food, free drinks and it’s the easiest time to cold call anyone woman in the building. Heck it’s not only encouraged, it’s expected that you go around mingle and introduce yourself. A few other nice places you could meet a nice woman is the coffee shop. Most of the guys in there are Emo, self loathing or are into the guy serving the drinks. It’s the perfect spot to pick up on an unsuspecting hottie. It’s not like a meat market night club where she has her guard up like 16th Century nun watching the Princess and her chastity belt, these women are smart, independent, and want nothing more than to show you how liberated they are. So go liberate her my man. Oh yeah before I forget you can pick up on lonely M.I.L.F.s in the grocery store in the frozen yogurt isle like there is no tomorrow. These old ladies haven’t been rocked since their college days and have nothing to go home to but a beer bellied fat guy named Larry who hasn’t appreciated her since she made him a chicken pot pie back in ‘88. She wants nothing more than for some stud to come along and make her feel wanted, reassure her insecurities and to ravage her like its 1999.
