The Art of Cheating
First and foremost if you are going to cheat on your lady, be prepared to loose her. If you can’t live without her then you better not do it, because shit happens. Should you find your self yearning for more out side of your relationship what ever you do don’t hook up with someone in your circle of friends or even your town for that matter. Your mistress should be at least 25 miles away, and preferably in a committed (I know I know) relationship. That way its much harder for her to turn all fatal attraction on you and start showing up at your house at 3am kicking your front door, throwing bricks through your window and scratching the shit out of your new Lexus because you stopped seeing her. On the other hand you don’t want her husband to find out you been doing the Bruce Leeroy with his wife on their love swing, because the last thing you want is him pointing a .45 at your head with your package out, and nothing but your boots on. Find your self someone who wants a fling and not much else. A booty call. Inevitably cheaters get caught, busted and you better be ready for it. At all costs deny deny deny, and hope you can do your best Jedi Mind Trick that the scratches on your back are from helping some old man on the free way who needed his tire changed. Like Eddie Murphy once said “It wasn’t me”
