DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS
Ø 40-ish…………………………….49.
Ø Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic…………………………..No breasts.
Ø Average looking…………………Moooo.
Ø Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure………………On medication.
Ø Feminist………………………….Fat.
Ø Free Spirit……………………………Junkie.
Ø Friendship first…………………..Former Slut.
Ø New-Age…………………….Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned……………………No B.J.’s
Ø Open-minded…………………….Desperate.
Ø Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional…………….. ……….Bitch.
Ø Voluptuous………………………Very fat.
Ø Large frame………………………Hugely fat.
Ø Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.
